Post Season

What do you suppose the Twins players are doing right now?

Let's consider the options:

Justin Morneau:

1. Hanging out with Krista (aka future Mrs. Justin Morneau)

2. Excitedly watching hockey
3. Playing truth or dare with BFF J. Mauer


Michael Cuddyer:
1. Ruing the day he tagged up and ran on Griffey's arm
2. Practicing magic tricks
3. Showing off his dimples to someone, somewhere

Nick Punto:

1. Playing some short-man basketball

2. Practicing throwing mid-air

3. Fighting crime




Matt Guerrier:
1. Solving mysteries
2. Dodging calls from Bill Smith
3. Napping




Joe Mauer:
1. Doing more voice-over ads for Sun Country
2. Practicing with his Quick Swing
3. Hoping to find a girl to marry so he and J. Morneau can have a double wedding ("You'll never keep us apart, Krista!")



Boof Bonser
1. Considering changing his name back to John; maybe that will confuse other teams and he can get a ridiculous deal, like Carlos Silva
2. Looking for a new job
3. Yo-yo dieting



Joe Nathan:
1. Thinking of ways to motivate the pitchers next year
2. Twitching
3. Adjusting his hat

Mike Redmond:
1. Something naked
2. Searching for people to cheer for
3. Staying positive, as always






Ron Gardenhire:
1. Looking grumpy

2. Making Ace Hardware commercials

3. Angering umpires in the off season