Tuesday, August 24, 2010

One Hit Shit


Last night, the Twins played the Rangers. Let's talk about what happened....


MinnesotaABRHRBIBBSOLOBAVG
Span, CF3000101.267
Hudson, O, 2B3000101.284
Mauer, C3010110.330
Kubel, RF4000034.260
Cuddyer, 1B3000124.274
Thome, DH2000101.269
Young, D, LF3000011.311
Valencia, 3B3000011.322
Hardy, SS2000110.260
Totals260106913.280

In baseball, there is such a thing as a "No-No," a "Shutout," a "No-Hitter" a "Perfect Game," and now there is such a thing that I just made up now called "One Hit Shit". This is a phrase that other people (who I obviously had no connections with) used for really good pot. I coined this phrase for baseball because of what happened last night. 


Feel free to understand this phrase as, "One hit? Shit!" because it really sucks that we only got one hit. Conversely, it sucks for the team who one-hit us, as they were pretty close to having a "No-Hitter". Unsurprisingly, the one hit came from Joe Mauer. 


The good news is that we're still 4.5 games up on CHW. 


Tonight's game features Colby Lewis (9-10, 3.37) vs. Carl Pavano (15-8, 3.52). You read right- Carl Pavano has won 15 games this season. Tell me you saw that coming and I'll tell you that you're a filthy liar. 


Around the A.L. Central, things are looking good for the Twins. Detroit has fallen to 10 games back and I have serious doubts that they'll be able to give anyone a run for their money. In your face, Detroit. 


In other news, I found some great accessories for my future wedding...


Jackpot

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